Funniest front page caption thingy.

#1

submit here.

#2

Aww Crap!!! Its gonna take a lot of Napisan to get my shorts this brilliant white again.

#3

“Quick call Professor McGrath’s laboratory and order me a pair of Primate shin pads and some stylish long socks.”

ps. If I win the bearings go to charity.

#4

Mr Jones’ contribution is unashamedly plagiarised from (& improved upon if you ask me) Bob Dylan’s tune, “Ballad of a Thin Man” (w/yellow helmet, who wishes he was wearing long stripey socks):

Because you know somethin’ is happenin’ here
but you don’t know what it is
do you
Mr Francis

#5

Maybe the only way to compete with the King of the Bowl, Adrian Jones, is to call upon the King Himself (the words hardly even need changing: Elvis knew more than he let on):

I skate along a thin line
dark shadows follow me
here’s where my old school dream lies disillusioned
the Wedge of Reality

Oh I can hear strange steel coping echo
Laughing with mockery
The border line of doom I’m facing
The Wedge of Reality

Reality, Reality, Reality!

#6

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

#7

“Hey, who drained all the water from the pool?”

#8

THE HARDNESS OF THE BUTTER IS IN DIRECT PROPORTION TO THE SOFTNESS OF THE BREAD ROLL

#9

EVERY TIME YOU MAKE ENDS MEET, SOMEONE MOVES THE ENDS

#10

Armed with nothing but thirty years worth of yellow helmet acid and a pair of attractively brief socks, the intrepid Reginald Moss leads another daring daytime dive bombing raid on the evil land of flat bottoms …
only to find himself blinded by the fierce white light emitted by his own shorts!

drstoopid

#11

A moss without stone coping gathers no roll

OR

A moss with no garters falls like a stone

OR

A falling moss gathers his DHD roll

OR

A moss gets to eat stone on a roll

OR

A bowling moss will need to gather his bones

OR

A bossy moll lathers my bone (sorry, that’s not really relevant)

#12

sing to skyhooks… i am living in the seventies oh shit i am going to my knees my face gets dirty just walking around my pads will get dirty when i hit the ground…

#13

Water restrictions hamper training for Australia’s Olympic Diving Team

#14

" Those 215’s i shruged off would be looking pretty good about now"

#15

SH@$ LOOKS LIKE MY BOARD NEEDS A FEW MORE LESSONS ON HOW TO KICKFLIP TO REVERT !!! WELL IT AIN’T MY FAULT. :smiley:

#16

WEDGE: Limps into kitchen all bedraggled and bloody.

MRS WEDGE: “Ohhh Robert honey, what’s happened to you now?”

WEDGE: You should seen it darling, I came so close to pulling off a mach-speed switch 540, about 7 feet out, it was all going so perfectly I thought I’d try to kick-flip it on the way back in but the board drifted a little too close to the coping onto which I clean hung.

MRS WEDGE: Perhaps you should work on your b’s carves and axle stalls first.

#17

What a cack! Who should I get to ump it?

#18

Wedge!

#19

beautiful Mosu!

#20

" Piss off you guys, that MILF in the bottom off the bowl is all mine"

OR

" I hope this gets me the lead role in Smalltown…I so wanna meet Lana"

OR

“Shit, I forgot to put my trucks on the coping before i do my funny little kick in thing. maybe i should drop in the conventional way?”